disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(via machineguntits)

turnovxr:

horny
h o r n y
h  o  r  n  y
h   o   r   n   y
h    o    r    n    y
h     o     r     n     y
h      o      r      n      y
h       o       r       n       y
h        o        r        n        y
h         o         r         n         y
h          o          r          n          y
h           o           r           n           y
h            o            r            n            y
h             o             r             n             y

(via machineguntits)

telapathetic:

Why sleep when you can regret life choices

(Source: telapathetic, via machineguntits)

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: rusted-rosepetals, via machineguntits)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via machineguntits)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: coluring, via machineguntits)

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

(via machineguntits)

condorn:

I love when people shut the fuck up

(Source: condom, via machineguntits)

enter-galactic-love:

stay radiant

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via machineguntits)

"we’re just
suicidal kids
telling other
suicidal kids
that suicide
isn’t the
answer."

- (via xxxantastic3)

(via machineguntits)